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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 02-26-2005, 09:12 PM Thread Starter
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Whats for Dinner??

A big, tall Texan (no offense to our Texan members) was eating dinner in a local restaurant after a long day of sightseeing and tequila-sipping in Mexico City.

He noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the table next to his. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.

He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"

The waiter replied, "Ah, senor, you have excellent taste. Those are bull's testicles from the bullfight this morning. A delicacy!"

The Texan, although momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation. Bring me an order!"

The waiter replied, "I am so sorry, senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bullfight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and then that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.

After a few bites, and while inspecting the contents of his platter, he called the waiter over and said, "These are delicious, but they are much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday."

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, senor, sometimes the bull wins."

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LMFAO!!! Where did you find that? Fucking hilarious!
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