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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-26-2005, 09:13 PM Thread Starter
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Intuition ? ?

A women was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee and a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. He said, "You must be single."

The women, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition, looked at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

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someone slap mike with the welcome to last year picture...lmao



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Im in front of the TV and I got a million more..so let me have it!!

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LMAO!! hadn't heard that before, and even better I can perfectly picture my best friend playing the part of the drunk!

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