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post #1 of 18 (permalink) Old 03-06-2005, 11:45 PM Thread Starter
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I am "Labialips Poonudger"

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post #2 of 18 (permalink) Old 03-06-2005, 11:55 PM Thread Starter
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and one that I can't participate in:
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post #3 of 18 (permalink) Old 03-07-2005, 12:09 AM
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Some of those are pretty funny!

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Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't...

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post #4 of 18 (permalink) Old 03-07-2005, 09:08 AM
 
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So here's my insult:

Odious and unpleasant child
Paraplegickicker

I had to laugh, pretty funny. I wasn't sure what was going to come out with my last name: Burakiewicz. So I think it was actually nice!
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post #5 of 18 (permalink) Old 03-07-2005, 09:15 AM Thread Starter
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Paraplegickicker
that's almost as good as Midgetlauncher
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post #6 of 18 (permalink) Old 03-07-2005, 09:19 AM
 
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Yeah, it is! Who got that one?

I tried the Penis game with my boyfriends name this is what came up:

Jellyfish the Ultrasonic Assault Weapon

I can't stop laughing!!

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post #7 of 18 (permalink) Old 03-07-2005, 03:01 PM Thread Starter
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I tried the Penis game with my boyfriends name this is what came up:

Jellyfish the Ultrasonic Assault Weapon
i tried it with my bf, and he is:
Jellyfish the Cybernetic Weapon of Mass Destruction

but If I use his full name he is:
Henry the Cybernetic Weapon of Mass Destruction

and If I use it with his middle name it is:
Henry the Hairy Weapon of Mass Destruction

...and the last parts of those are all totally true..
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My dong's name is: Achilles the Unconventional Weapon of Mass Destruction

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post #12 of 18 (permalink) Old 03-07-2005, 03:19 PM Thread Starter
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Achilles the Unconventional Weapon of Mass Destruction
"unconventional"
Does that mean it hangs to the right? Or that it folds up like an accordion? Or that it's detachable? "Unconventional" isn't really a good word for a dong, chris.
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"unconventional"
Does that mean it hangs to the right? Or that it folds up like an accordion? Or that it's detachable? "Unconventional" isn't really a good word for a dong, chris.
stop trying to get information about my dong. you are subtle but I know your wiley ways.

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post #14 of 18 (permalink) Old 03-07-2005, 03:36 PM
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Okay, so I'm really bored at work and just stopped in to see what interesting names have comeup and I'm dying over here laughing. This is by far the best link I have seen yet. Thanks il_ag! I've already passed it on to a few people at work.

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post #16 of 18 (permalink) Old 03-07-2005, 04:03 PM
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I am Klanlover Mankdick and my dong is Bill Gates the Magical Wank stick

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post #17 of 18 (permalink) Old 03-07-2005, 05:32 PM
 
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I am third in US. My fathers parents came over, my father was born and here I am.

Did the last name give it away/
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post #18 of 18 (permalink) Old 03-07-2005, 05:53 PM
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Did the last name give it away/
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