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Talking Thinking about marriage?? Wanna Know what you should have thought of before you did??

Subject: Marriage
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > You have two choices in life: You can stay single
>> > and be miserable, or get
>> > > married and wish you were dead.
>> > > -------------------------------------------------
>> > > At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,
>> > "Aren't you wearing
>> > > your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other
>> > women replied,
>> > > "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
>> > > -------------------------------------------------
>> > > A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds:
>> > "Husband wanted". Next day
>> > > she received a hundred letters. They all said the
>> > same thing: "You can
>> > have
>> > > mine."
>> > >
>> > -------------------------------------------------
>> > > When a woman steals your husband, there is no
>> > better revenge than to let
>> > > her keep him.
>> > > -------------------------------------------------!
>> >
>> > > Eighty percent of married men cheat in the
>> > U.S.A.The rest cheat in
>> > > Canada.
>> > > -------------------------------------------------
>> > > A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then
>> > she is finished.
>> > > -------------------------------------------------
>> > > A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much
>> > does it cost to get
>> > > married?" And the father replied, "I don't know
>> > son, I'm still paying."
>> > > -------------------------------------------------
>> > > Young son: Is it true Dad, that in some parts of
>> > Africa man doesn't
>> > > know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That
>> > happens in every
>> > > country, son.
>> > > -------------------------------------------------
>> > > Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew
>> > what real happiness was
>> > > until I got married; and by then it was too late."
>> > > ---------!
>> > ----------------------------------------
>> > > Marriage is the triumph of imagination over
>> > intelligence.
>> > > -------------------------------------------------
>> > > Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men
>> > would go through life
>> > > thinking they had no faults at all.
>> > > -------------------------------------------------
>> > > Husband: Want a quickie? Wife: As opposed to
>> > what?
>> > > -------------------------------------------------
>> > > First guy: "My wife's an angel!" Second guy:
>> > "You're lucky, mine's still
>> > > alive."
>> > >
>> > -------------------------------------------------
>> > > Women will never be equal to men until they can
>> > walk down the street
>> > > with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think
>> > they are attractive to
>> > the
>> > > opposite sex.


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OH SURE! NOW YOU TELL ME!!!
Hey you of all people should know why this fits

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Remember, marriage is an INSTITUTION.

Also, when you have been divorced twice as long as your marriage lasted, it negates the whole experience. Kinda like being a virgin again!

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Remember, marriage is an INSTITUTION.
Oh, so what you are saying is that I should be an expert since I just got out of one with pink elephants and padded walls.
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Remember, marriage is an INSTITUTION.
Don't you mean prison? Oh wait! That's what I'd think marriage
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Don't you mean prison? Oh wait! That's what I'd think marriage
To be honest. I can't complain

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Prisons are institutions, too.



Crazy, just be thankful. That's all I have to say.:-

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Remember, marriage is an INSTITUTION.

Also, when you have been divorced twice as long as your marriage lasted, it negates the whole experience. Kinda like being a virgin again!

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Crazy, just be thankful. That's all I have to say.:-

(All mushy now) I am Kim....I am.........everyday.

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Re: Thinking about marriage?? Wanna Know what you should have thought of before you did??

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Subject: Marriage
>> > > Young son: Is it true Dad, that in some parts of
>> > Africa man doesn't
>> > > know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That
>> > happens in every
>> > > country, son.
That's just about right
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To be honest. I can't complain
Lucky you.


Sometimes I wonder how come some people get to be so happy while others don't get to be. Well like they say "Life isn't fair."
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Lucky you.


Sometimes I wonder how come some people get to be so happy while others don't get to be. Well like they say "Life isn't fair."
Sorry Babette,

I didn't want my happiness to make you sad. There now I'm sad. That better

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Man marries woman hoping she will never change...but she does.
Woman marries man thinking she can change him... but he won't.

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Re: Thinking about marriage?? Wanna Know what you should have thought of before you did??

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>> > > At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,
>> > "Aren't you wearing
>> > > your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other
>> > women replied,
>> > > "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
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Sorry Babette,

I didn't want my happiness to make you sad. There now I'm sad. That better

It's not your fault silly.

Don't worry about it. Just between having discussions on SBN and here about men/women and it's just a little frustrating to say the least.

Men are crazy!
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Men are crazy!
I wish more women would realize that

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Men are crazy! [/B][/QUOTE]

More like OBLIVIOUS!
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Ok being married has its drawbacks, but personally I wouldn't change it for the world. Just looking at my kid reminds me of that every day.

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what draw backs?...i bet your wife would like to know
kinda put ye old foot in thy mouth pete...delete that stuff bro

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what draw backs?...i bet your wife would like to know
kinda put ye old foot in thy mouth pete...delete that stuff bro

(see how i dont even mention a name)
Actually not, she would agree.

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