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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 03-22-2005, 03:33 PM Thread Starter
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Bank Robbery

This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which
appeared
in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at
disabling
the
security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected
to
find
one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised
to
see
hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they
found
only
a small bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's recording
system,
one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat."

The robbers opened up a second Safe and it also contained nothing but
vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.

They did not find a single pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of
gold.
Instead, all the safes contained Covered bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with
nothing
more
than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.

The newspaper headline read: IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED
EARLY
THIS
MORNING.

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OMG, Krys that's disgusting!

Never a bad time to climb... unless the weather is really horrible, and then you climb inside!

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That's just gross! How dare they eat all of those unborn babies!
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I was wondering why they called me to come back and "do it again".












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OMG, Krys that's disgusting!
no worse than what some of you GUYS put up here, just a little pay back!!!

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That's just gross! How dare they eat all of those unborn babies!

Some ladies I know do it all the time.







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Some ladies I know do it all the time.







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you got it all wrong...


A masked man rushes into a sperm bank and yells "THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

The teller says, "Sir this isnt a money bank, its a sperm bank."

The would be robber yells, "I DONT CARE! TAKE THAT SAMPLE, DRINK IT!"

At gun point the female teller is forced to swallow a sperm sample.

The robber yells, "DRINK ANOTHER ONE, DO IT! DRINK 5!"

After complying with his wishes, the robber then removes his mask and its the teller's boyfriend and he says, "See honey, I told you its not that bad!"

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no worse than what some of you GUYS put up here, just a little pay back!!!

Good point.




Good one, Vcook.

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you got it all wrong...


A masked man rushes into a sperm bank and yells "THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

The teller says, "Sir this isnt a money bank, its a sperm bank."

The would be robber yells, "I DONT CARE! TAKE THAT SAMPLE, DRINK IT!"

At gun point the female teller is forced to swallow a sperm sample.

The robber yells, "DRINK ANOTHER ONE, DO IT! DRINK 5!"

After complying with his wishes, the robber then removes his mask and its the teller's boyfriend and he says, "See honey, I told you its not that bad!"
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