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Remember to lock your doors at night!!

oct 01/2002 :

Be sure to lock your doors and windows at home. An Illinois man was murdered in his home over the weekend. Detectives found him face down in the bathtub. The tub had been filled with milk and cornflakes, and a banana was sticking out of his butt. Police suspect a cereal killer.

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Sounds like that ain't all you should lock up

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OMG THAT IS TOO F'N FUNNY!!!!!!!

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OMG THAT IS TOO F'N FUNNY!!!!!!!
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You don't have this guys pants do you

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hahaah .. that's better than the joke .. good joke tho
no shit!! good one!

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You don't have this guys pants do you
and i still have no idea what that means...........
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lol funny thing is ive seen stuff like this in REAL LIFE



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lol funny thing is ive seen stuff like this in REAL LIFE



Please tell us how you saw stuff like this Ken. Were you an EMT or a cop or something at one point????


Do we wanna know

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lol funny thing is ive seen stuff like this in REAL LIFE
Ken - I used to live with a wagon man from the Old School... am sure we could DEFINITELY come up with some good'uns!


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You don't have this guys pants do you
Cereal? I'm more into Frosted Cherry Pop-Tarts for breakfast...
Although I HAVE seen this done in a Halloween costume

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Cereal? I'm more into Frosted Cherry Pop-Tarts for breakfast...
Although I HAVE seen this done in a Halloween costume
I was wondering when you were going to catch that.

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Was busy workin' and havin' lunch, yanno

But I'll be here all afternoon!

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Was busy workin' and havin' lunch, yanno

But I'll be here all afternoon!
OK I better behave then .

Lunch huh!!! we haven't had one of those threads in a while

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hey man all i do is paint cars



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hey man all i do is paint cars
So did you find some bozo in a trunk one time or something.

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So did you find some bozo in a trunk one time or something.
Maybe if he was clowning around...

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Thats it I just wet my pants




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lol It's even typed in redneck!

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was it with milk and cereal?

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