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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-13-2005, 03:37 PM Thread Starter
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Killer Biscuits Wanted For Attempted Murder

KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
(The actual AP headline)

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, went to a nearby
supermarket to
pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her
car
with
the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands
behind the
back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while became
concerned
and
walked over to her car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now
open,
and she
looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay. Linda replied
that
she'd
been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her
brains in
for
over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the
doors
were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
When
they
finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on
the
back
of her head.

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a
loud
noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her
in
the back
of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she
felt
the
dough and thought it was her brains. She had initially passed
out,
but
quickly re-covered and tried to hold her brains in for over an
hour
until
someone noticed and came to her aid.

And yes, Linda is a blonde.

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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-14-2005, 03:54 PM
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this story has been passed off as reality, but it's an internet legend

http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/biscuit.htm

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sorry i thought it was funny

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That story was on "Myth Busters" a while back.

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