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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 04-14-2005, 07:41 PM Thread Starter
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Chinese Proverbs

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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.


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Man who run in front of car get tired.


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Man who run behind car get exhausted.


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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.


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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.


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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.


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Man with one chopstick go hungry.


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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.


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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.


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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.


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Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth..


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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.


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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.


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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.


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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.


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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.


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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.


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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.


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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.


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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

<-- Chris

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woman who fly airplay upside down have crack up

if it feels good....DO IT!!!
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what doesn't kill you makes you stronger....and it's usually pretty damn fun too

"If ur gonna ride my ass...at least pull my hair"-StreetChic
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Man who put rooster in freezer at night wake up next morning with stiff cock.

Never a bad time to climb... unless the weather is really horrible, and then you climb inside!

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