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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 10-02-2002, 11:45 AM Thread Starter

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Stupid Signs...what a great idea

It's not mine...but it's entertaining all the same.


"Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid".
> > > That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them
> > > anything.
> > >
> > > It would be like, "Excuse me...oops...never mind, didn't see your sign."
> > >
> > > It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and
> > > there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My neighbor comes over and
> > > says, "Hey, you moving?"
> > >
> > > "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many
> > > boxes it takes. Here's your sign."
> > >
> > > A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled
> > > his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big ol'stringer of bass and
> > > this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?"
> > >
> > > "Nope. Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."
> > >
> > > I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel.
> > > There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way
> > > to test it.
> > >
> > > "Alright, Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good...
> > > They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it
> > > hurts when they bite you."
> > >
> > > "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it."
> > >
> > > Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those
> > > side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my
> > > truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?"
> > >
> > > I couldn't resist. I said, "Nope. I was driving around and those
> > > other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign."
> > >
> > > We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to
> > > the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to
> > > the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust
> > > then says, "Darn that's hot!"
> > >
> > > See, if he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.
> > >
> > > I learned to drive an 18-wheeler in my days of adventure.
> > > Wouldn't you know, I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got
> > > stuck and I couldn't get it out, no matter how I tried. I radioed in
> > > for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He
> > > went through his basic questioning problem. I thought
> > > for sure he was clear of needing a sign...until he asked, "So, is your
> > > truck stuck?"
> > >
> > > I couldn't help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and
> > > then back to him and said, "No, I'm delivering a bridge... here's your
> > >
> > > I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and said,
> > > "Are you still here?"
> > >
> > > I replied, "No. I left about 10 minutes ago.
> > > Here's your sign."
> > >
> > > Anybody you know need a sign today? Send this to all your friends.
> > > The next time someone says something stupid ask them where their sign

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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 10-02-2002, 11:58 AM
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That's old but funny shit....Jeff Foxworthy I believe. He's the "You might be a redneck if" comedian. He's in a couple country songs too.
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post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 10-02-2002, 12:39 PM
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(Gee, let me see...PI? Here's your sign!!)

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great another good one for the office. definately a couple around here need a sign.

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Originally posted by Kruz
That's old but funny shit....Jeff Foxworthy I believe. He's the "You might be a redneck if" comedian. He's in a couple country songs too.

Actually its Bill Engval. He's MUCH funnier than Foxworthy.

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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Obviously i am at work and bored so i was going through some OLD funnies and this one got me laughing again!

Gee just over a year old........Duh--Where's my sign?



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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 10-18-2003, 05:03 PM
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Still funny evey time i see it
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Sign of the times
Good stuff
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