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post #1 of 21 (permalink) Old 04-22-2005, 04:58 PM Thread Starter
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How can you not think this is funny???

ok...you all HAVE to believe me that I came home this afternoon and FOUND my dog like this. She has been sleeping in my roommate's bed during the day and it's covered in laundry (picture 1). I guess that is the only way I can think of that she was like this when I came home.


edit: I swear I did NOT make this up!!!! Is is just that I have been drinking since I posted, or am I the only one who thinks this is hilarious?!?!
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post #2 of 21 (permalink) Old 04-22-2005, 05:06 PM
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ok...you all HAVE to believe me that I came home this afternoon and FOUND my dog like this. She has been sleeping in my roommate's bed during the day and it's covered in laundry (picture 1). I guess that is the only way I can think of that she was like this when I came home.
That's not surprising; the dog probably smells your roommates scent on the clothes. My dogs would perch their snouts on top of my clothes or shoes on the floor.

As far as the dumbest thing it has ever done....the dog I have now boarded a Metra train. But I wouldn't consider that dumb, as that is how I found her; she might have been looking for a male cocker spaniel, and I had one currently (although the vet had previously made sure I wasn't going to become a grandfather!! )

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She does not seem to mind very much.
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post #5 of 21 (permalink) Old 04-25-2005, 04:20 PM
 
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My dog Scruffy does the dumbest stuff too. For example:

We have a step up to our kitchen. She was sleeping in her dog bed which was somehow pushed over until it was half off the step. When she went to roll over the bed flipped off the step, sending her into a backflip and then landing the bed on her back. She tried to run from the bed because it scared her, but the bed was stuck on her back like a turtle shell, which scared her some more. She ran around the entire living room once that way before it fell off.

Also, My horse Scout is afraid of goats, like deathly afraid. And there are goats in the pasture next to his. Well one day he was grazing over by their pasture and they started running up to him, so he spun around and took off running. When he spun though, he kicked the pipeline fence, and made a loud gong noise. The goats are fainting goats, so when they heard the noise half of them fell onto their sides. It was hilariously funny to watch him running away and the goats just laying on the ground, hahaha.
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Also, My horse Scout is afraid of goats, like deathly afraid. And there are goats in the pasture next to his. Well one day he was grazing over by their pasture and they started running up to him, so he spun around and took off running. When he spun though, he kicked the pipeline fence, and made a loud gong noise. The goats are fainting goats, so when they heard the noise half of them fell onto their sides. It was hilariously funny to watch him running away and the goats just laying on the ground, hahaha.

that is some funny shit right there, I don't care who you are.....
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I have one more to add.

My moms horse Matt (Fat Matt to those who know him) is the most messy., pig of an eater ever. He always spills grain on the ground. So he has this following of pigeons that hover around his feet while he is eating. Well, yesterday the pigeons flew in about halfway through his meal and pissed him off. He started bucking and kicking, and actually kicked a pigeon out of the AIR! And it wasnt a glancing blow either, it was dead on. There were feathers everywhere and the poor pigeon was just laying on the ground twitching. Matt sniffed it a couple times then stomped on it! We ended up having to "put it out of its misery". All and all it was pretty crazy to watch.
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The goats are fainting goats

Fainting goats??? Is there really such a thing?

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Fainting goats??? Is there really such a thing?

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Yeah, and they are actually pretty cute little buggers too.

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They just had fainting goats on Mythbusters, or jackass or somthing.. I've seen them within the last week on TV. The goofballs were just running up to the goats yelling and screaming.. the goats basically just freeze, then fall over fainted. Pretty funny... they claim it does not hurt them at all.
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"ahhh f#$K me in the goat-a$$"
my dog was watching a dog across the street during a morning walk, and walked head first right into a tree

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apparantly some buffalo escaped from a farm outside of baltimore this morning-- this was the shot on the news:

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Remember that dog Scruffy I was talking about.....

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Okay... you guys won't believe these until you see them for yourself... but there's a kind of pigeon that my brother and I used to raise called a Birmingham Roller Pigeon. These birds would fly a few hundred feet into the air... curl into a ball... and drop 30+ feet (or more). Sometimes that "or more" includes a bounce or two on the ground.

http://www.thepigeonflyer.com/index.htm
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well ok, i know i shouldnt post this but i came home 1 day and stone "my dog" was messing around in some clothes he found



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alli stone said he wants to do your dog, on the bed ontop of those clothes.



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well ok, i know i shouldnt post this but i came home 1 day and stone "my dog" was messing around in some clothes he found

Ken, you gave your dog a gun too?!?! You aren't gonna be one of those guys that gets shot because the cat knocked a pistol off the counter are you?
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lol NO, thats not even my dog, i found it on the net.



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