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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-25-2005, 08:35 PM Thread Starter
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The Old man hasnt lost it

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm
> >for several years. He had a large pond in the
> >back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe
> >courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond
> >was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming
> >when it was built.
> >
> >One evening the old farmer decided to go down
> >to the pond, as he hadn't been
> >there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed
> >a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As
> >he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and
> >laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it
> >was a bunch of young women
> >skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women
> >aware of his presence and they
> >all went to the deep end. One of the women
> >shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
> >leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down
> >here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you
> >get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket
> >up he said,
> >"I'm here to feed the alligator."
> >
> >
> >
> >Moral: Old men can still think fast.


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