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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 04-27-2005, 07:52 AM Thread Starter
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Three friends were stranded on a desert island. One from Nevada, one from Pennsylvania and one from Texas. After several weeks with no food and no drinking water, they were beginning to lose heart.

Suddenly, a bottle floated into the shore and a beautiful genie popped out. She said, "I have three wishes to grant. Each of you gentleman can make one wish come true."

The friend from Nevada got excited. He said, "I wish I was in Las Vegas with dice in one hand and a drink in the other, surrounded by music, food, and beautiful women." Instantly he was gone, his wish granted.

The friend from Pennsylvania smiled and said, "I wish I was back home right now with my wonderful wife and our two small children, at our log cabin in the woods sitting in front of the fire and singing Christmas carols together." Just like that, he disappeared.

The genie asked the man from Texas, "And what do you wish for?"

He answered, "Gee,uh I wish I had my buddies back to help me decide..."

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