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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 05-11-2005, 08:35 AM Thread Starter
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Talking first time with a condom

> I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or
> so. I went in to buy a
> package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman
> behind the counter, and she could
> see that I was new at it. She handed me the package
> and asked, if I knew how
> to wear one. I honestly answered, "No." So she
> unwrapped the package, took one
> out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me
> to make sure it was on
> tight and secure. I apparently still looked
> confused. So she looked all around
> the store. It was empty. She said," "Just a
> minute." And walked to the door,
> and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the
> back room, unbuttoned her
> blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid
> it aside. She asked, "Do
> these excite you?" Well, I was so dumb-struck that
> all I could do was nod my
> head. She then said, it was time to slip the condom
> on. As I was slipping it
> on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and
> laid down on a desk. "Well ,
> come on", she said, "We don't have much time." So I
> climbed on her. It was so
> wonderful, that in minutes I was climaxing and I was
> done. She looked at me
> with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?" I said,
> "I sure did." And held up
> my thumb to show her

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