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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 05-11-2005, 11:49 AM Thread Starter
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Dear Connie (might be NWS i suppose, just text though)

Dear Connie,
I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each other during our
"cooling
off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I'd
never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded little boy in me
talking.
Still, I never wanted to be the first one to make contact. In my fantasies,
it
was always you who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed
that. But now I see that my pride's cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of
pretending I don't miss you. I don't care about looking bad anymore. I don't

care who makes the first move as long as one of us does.


Maybe it's time we let our hearts speak as loudly as our hurt. And this is
what my heart says: "There's no one like you, Connie." I look for you in the

eyes and breasts of every woman I see, but they're not you. They're not even

close. Two weeks ago, I met this girl at Flamingos and brought her home with
me.
I don't say this to hurt you, but just to illustrate the depth of my
desperation.


She was young, maybe 19; with one of those perfect bodies that only youth
and
maybe a childhood spent ice skating can give you. I mean, just a perfect
body. Tits like you wouldn't believe and an ass that just wouldn't quit.
Every
man's dream, right? But as I sat on the couch being blown by this stunner, I

thought, look at the stuff we've made important in our lives. It's all so
superficial.


What does a perfect body mean? Does it make her better in bed? Well, in this

case, yes, but you see what I'm getting at. Does it make her a better
person? Does she have a better heart than my moderately attractive Connie? I
doubt
it. And I'd never really thought of that before.


I don't know, maybe I'm just growing up a little. Later, after I'd tossed
her about a half a pint of throat yogurt, I found myself thinking, "Why do I

feel so drained and empty?" It wasn't just her flawless technique or her
slutty,
shameless hunger, but something else. Some nagging feeling of loss. Why did
it feel so incomplete? And then it hit me. It didn't feel the same because
you weren't there to watch. Do you know what I mean? Nothing feels the same
without you. Jesus, Connie, I'm just going crazy without you. And everything
I do
just reminds me of you.


Do you remember Carol, that single mom we met at the Holiday Inn lounge last

year? Well, she dropped by last week with a pan of lasagna. She said she
figured I wasn't eating right without a woman around. I didn't know what she
meant
till later, but that's not the real story.


Anyway, we had a few glasses of wine and the next thing you know, we're
banging away in our old bedroom. And this tart's a total monster in the
sack.
She's giving me everything, you know, like a real woman does when she's not
hung
up about her weight or her career and whether the kids can hear us. And all
of
a sudden, she spots that tilting mirror on your grandmother's old vanity. So

she puts it on the floor and we straddle it, right, so we can watch
ourselves. And it's totally hot, but it makes me sad, too. Cause I can't
help
thinking, "Why didn't Connie ever put the mirror on the floor? We've had
this old
vanity for what, 14 years, and we never used it as a sex toy."


Saturday, your sister drops by with my copy of the restraining order. I
mean,
Vicky's just a kid and all, but she's got a pretty good head on her
shoulders
and she's been a real friend to me during this painful time. She's given me
lots of good advice about you and about women in general. She's pulling for
us
to get back together, Connie, she really is. So we're doing Jell-O shots in
a
hot bubble bath and talking about happier times. Here's this teenage girl
with
the same DNA as you and all I can do is think of how much she looked like
you
when you were 18. And that just about makes me cry.


And then it turns out Vicky's really into the whole anal thing. That gets me

to thinking about how many times I pressured you about trying it and how
that
probably fueled some of the bitterness between us. But do you see how even
then, when I'm thrusting inside your baby sister's cinnamon ring, all I can
do is
think of you? It's true, Connie. In your heart you must know it. Don't you
think we could start over? Just wipe out all the grievances away and start
fresh? I think we can.


If you feel the same please, please, please let me know. Otherwise, can you
let me know where the F*&King remote is.

Love, Kevin
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Yeah my buddy sent that one to me too! F'ing great!

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That's a good one.
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lol, good one..... but its been around FOREVER

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