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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 05-12-2005, 11:14 AM Thread Starter
Make my day!!!!!
 
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Men strike back!!!!!

Men strike back! ! ! ! ! !

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when shebrings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told

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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to menuntil they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man ! has rested. Boy ain't this the truth!

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Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and
to the select few women who can handle the truth

Living life! Because before you know it it is over!

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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 05-12-2005, 11:49 AM
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what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice already


Why is it your fault when your wife comes out of the kitchen bitching?
You made her chain too long

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Why is it your fault when your wife comes out of the kitchen bitching?
You made her chain too long

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Old bikes RULE! RIDE ONE!
 
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what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice already


Why is it your fault when your wife comes out of the kitchen bitching?
You made her chain too long
Those sound REALLY rooted in anger!

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