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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 05-13-2005, 12:24 PM Thread Starter
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Ladies be glad this wasnt you!!!!

THE WASH CLOTH

There is not a woman alive today that won't crack up over this one!

I was due later in the week for an appointment with the gynecologist.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell
me
that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only
just
packed everyone off to work and school and it was already around 8:45
am.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any
time to
spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene
when
making such visit! , but this time I wasn't going to be able to make
the
full effort.

So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that
was
sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in "that area"
to
make sure I was at least presentable.

I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes,
hopped
in the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.

Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,
looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in
Paris or some other place a million miles away.

I was a little surprised when the doctor! or said, "My, we have made
an
extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The
rest
of the day was normal... some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc.

After school when my six year old daughter was playing, she called out
from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get
another one from the cupboard.

She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all
my
glitter and sparkles in it."

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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 05-13-2005, 01:03 PM
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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 05-13-2005, 03:06 PM
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