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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 05-20-2005, 10:05 AM Thread Starter
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Joke for women....

Now I lay me
Down to sleep
I pray the Lord
My shape to keep
Please no wrinkles
Please no bags
And please lift my butt
Before it sags
Please no age spots
Please no gray
And as for my belly
Please take it away
Please keep me healthy
Please keep me young
And thank you Dear Lord
For all that you've done

Five tips for a woman...
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

if it feels good....DO IT!!!
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what doesn't kill you makes you stronger....and it's usually pretty damn fun too

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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 05-20-2005, 02:25 PM
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The boob part was funny. The other stuff I think you have to be a woman.

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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 05-20-2005, 02:32 PM
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Always was a fan of the 5 tips...never used them but it's intricasy can be very much appreciated.

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Grant me the Serenity to accept the fact that I can't pass them all,
The Courage to pass most...
And the Wisdom to hide the bodies of those who refuse to
GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY!!
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