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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 05-25-2005, 09:04 PM Thread Starter
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Your Daily Hit Of Zen

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,
for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either; just f**k off and
leave me alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a
flat tyre.

3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
neighbour's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4. Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be
promoted.

5. No one is listening until you make a mistake.

6. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

7. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

8. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a
warning to others.

9. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities
without your help.

10. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of
car payments.

11. Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their
shoes.

12. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

13. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish,
and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.

14. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was
probably worth it.

15. Don't squat with your spurs on.

16. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

17. If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people.

18. Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

19. Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.

20. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes
from bad judgment.

21. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put
it back in your pocket.

22. Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

23. A closed mouth gathers no feet.

24. Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side and a dark side,
and it holds the universe together.

25. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

26. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is
moving.

27. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

28. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

There is nothing firm, nothing balanced, nothing durable in all the universe. Nothing remains in its original state, each day, each hour, each moment, there is change. Change is the essence of life. Embrace change as you do life. To fight change is to live in the past.
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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 05-26-2005, 06:36 AM
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So true, so very true.

Never a bad time to climb... unless the weather is really horrible, and then you climb inside!

I bleed GREEN
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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 05-26-2005, 02:04 PM
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Those are great!

"When in doubt, use full throttle. It may not improve your situation, but it will end the suspense."
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