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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 06-17-2005, 10:55 AM Thread Starter
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Dear Tide Company:


I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all through my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties, I find it enormously exceeds my expectations !!!! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.

Well, one thing led to another and somehow I ended up with a lot of his blood on my new white blouse as well. I tried to get the stains out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't do the job. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out !!!! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief!!!! I'm telling you, going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect !!!!


I thank you once again for having such a great product.
Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag
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post #2 of 13 (permalink) Old 06-17-2005, 11:03 AM
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That's great!! Better hope Krys don't get any ideas

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hey we use Tide dont we?

Ask me ill tell you...........anything I wanna hear

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hey we use Tide dont we?
Now we know what happened if Chey stopps coming to bike night

Ride smart... stupid hurts.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't...

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I didn't do it, i swear!!!!
If you can make the face like your avatar... we just might believe you

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To be sure, make sure you use Tide with bleach!

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NOT Now

<-- Chris

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