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post #1 of 21 (permalink) Old 10-17-2002, 02:26 PM Thread Starter
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The Real Secret to Marriage

My co-worker just told me the real secret. I'm glad I found this out before I ever travelled down that road.

The secret is............

1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.

2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.

3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.

4. It is important that these three women never meet




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reminds me of my favorite toast:

"To the women we love, and the women we fuck......may they never meet"

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lol the ladies in the office here thought it was funny.

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ROTF...this one is a keeper.

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Ill try to remember that cuz it sure didnt work the first time!

This is gonna hurt!
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Here's one of my favorites.


Here's to fast bikes, and even faster women.

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reminds me of my favorite toast:

"To the women we love, and the women we fuck......may they never meet"
Correction:

......the women we love, and the women we love to fuck.....
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Correction:

......the women we love, and the women we love to fuck.....
UH OH!! Time to take cover!! SHOTS FIRED!! SHOTS FIRED!!
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UH OH!! Time to take cover!! SHOTS FIRED!! SHOTS FIRED!!


I was simply corrrecting the "saying"

for the record.....that saying does not reflect my true feelings.......... i think.

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ALLLLL I GOTS TO SAY IS


we who about to die SALUTE YOU


looks like someones nukie is not gonna get nuked no more



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looks like someones nukie is not gonna get nuked no more
Since there is some doubt... I think MORE nukie is in order

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hey as long as you guys dont get super mushy on here or SUPER pissed it is all good and i am happy for you guys from what it seems like are a couple now.

congrats

(edited out..i was under the wrong assumption)



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humm lets see who can i hook up next?

how about budbrain and captainpeebodys mom?
oh what i think that was already done..just joking pete..besides you know i wonder how rich is doing..its been a while since he even last posted.
hope he is doing well where ever you are...i gotta look around i know i got his # around here



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well just called rich and left a message, i told him about this thread hopfully he can find it



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congrats

cool...i kinda helped a couple hook up from a web site...how cool it that
if anyone gets credit it's Jerry.

Ken, what exactly did you do to help?

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well i guess nothing at this point.and who ever is jerry i guess you should thank him instead.



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c what ya can do for Lupi.

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Quote:
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humm lets see who can i hook up next?

how about budbrain and captainpeebodys mom?
oh what i think that was already done..just joking pete..besides you know i wonder how rich is doing..its been a while since he even last posted.
hope he is doing well where ever you are...i gotta look around i know i got his # around here

You know the odd thing is that whenever I'm home Shitbrain almost never stops by. But when I leave for school it seems like he's at my house every other day. I don't know what that's about?

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kick his ass pete
i wonder how is he is doing..he still hasnt called back yet...maybe he is out of town?



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He might be out of town. I e-mailed him a couple of days ago and he still hasn't responded so that might be the case.


I bet he's having one of his week long orgies again.

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