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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 07-21-2005, 09:08 PM Thread Starter
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Try THIS at home!

A guy walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm, his wife is lying in bed reading. The guy says, "This is the pig I have sex with whenever you've got a headache."

His wife replies, "I think you'll find, that is a sheep."

The guy replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 07-21-2005, 09:33 PM
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Lol!!!!

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LMAO, probably from Montana.

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So where do I find a sheep?

Even heroes know when to be scared.
..As I shifted into 6th, I forgot every f'in thing she said..
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I'd let him pee in my butt
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post #5 of 9 (permalink) Old 07-22-2005, 06:58 AM
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I think I've met that guy in bloomington.




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roflmao

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