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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 07-28-2005, 12:10 AM Thread Starter
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Dear Connie,

I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each
other during our
"cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore.

The day you left, I swore I'd never talk to you again.
But that was just
wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never
wanted to be the first
to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always you
who would come
back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I
see that my
cost me a lot of things.

I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you. I don't care
about looking bad
anymore. I don't care who makes the first move as long
as one of us
does. Maybe it's time we let our hearts speak as
loudly as our
hurt. And
this is what my heart says: "There's no one like you,
Connie." I look
you in the eyes and breasts of every woman I see, but
they're not
you. They're not even close.

Two weeks ago, I met this girl at Flamingos and
brought her home with
me. I
don't say this to hurt you, but just to illustrate the
depth of my
desperation. She was young, maybe 19, with one of
those perfect bodies
only youth and maybe a childhood spent ice skating can
give you. I
just a perfect body. Tits like you wouldn't believe
and an ass that
wouldn't quit. Every man's dream, right? But as I sat
on the couch
blown by this stunner, I thought, look at the stuff
we've made important
our lives. It's all so sup! erficial .

What does a perfect body mean? Does it make her better
in bed Well, in
case, yes, but you see what I'm getting at. Does it
make her a better
person? Does she have a better heart than my
moderately attractive
Connie? I doubt it. And I'd never really thought of
that before. I
know, maybe I'm just growing up a little.

Later, after I'd tossed her about a half a pint of
throat yogurt, I
myself thinking, "Why do I feel so drained and empty?"
It wasn't just
flawless technique or her slutty, shameless hunger,
but something
else. Some nagging feeling of loss. Why did it feel so

And then it hit me. It didn't feel the same because
you weren't there
watch. Do you know what I mean? Nothing feels the same
without you.
I'm just going crazy without you. And everything I do
just reminds me

Do you remember Carol, that single mom we met at the
Holiday Inn lounge
year? Well, she dropped by last week with a pan of
lasagna. She said
figured I wasn't eating right without a woman around.
I didn't know
she meant till later, but that's not the real story.
Anyway, we had a
glasses of wine and the next thing you know, we're
banging away in our
bedroom. And this tart's a total monster in the sack.
She's giving me
everything, you know, like a real woman does when
she's not hung up
her weight or her career and whether the kids can hear
us. And all of a
sudden, she spots that tilting mirror on your
grandmother's old
vanity. So
she puts it on the floor and we straddle it, right, so
we can watch
ourselves. And it's totally hot, but it makes me sad,
too. Cause I
help thinking, "Why didn't Connie ever put the mirror
on the
floor? We've
had this old vanity for what, 14 years, and we never
used it as a sex
! toy."

Saturday, your sister drops by with my copy of the
restraining order. I
mean, Vicky's just a kid and all, but she's got a
pretty good head on
shoulders and she's been a real friend to me during
this painful time.
given me lots of good advice about you and about women
in general. She's
pulling for us to get back together, Connie, she
really is. So we're
Jell-O shots in a hot bubble bath and talking about
times. Here's
this teenage girl with the same DNA as you and all I
can do is think of
much she looked like you when you were 18. And that
just about makes me
cry. And then it turns out Vicky's really into the
whole anal thing,
gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured
you about trying it
how that probably fueled some of the bitterness
between us.

But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting
inside your baby
cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you? It's
true, Connie. In your
heart you must know it. Don't you think we could start
over? Just wipe
all the grievances away and start fresh? I think we

If you feel the same please, please, please let me
know. Otherwise, can
let me know where the ****ing remote is.

Love, Dan.

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Plainfield, Il.
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 07-28-2005, 01:32 AM
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Can you feel the love?

I saved it. Just a classic. One for the guys. Typically we get the abuse as playa, playa, and we're all not. This is really good.

I might apply this to an ex girlfriend.
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