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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-29-2005, 02:37 AM Thread Starter
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The couple had been debating the purchase of a new vehicle for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip through traffic around town.

He most likely would have settled on any old beat up truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range. "Look!" she said "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in under 4 seconds. And my birthday is coming up. You could suprise me."

For her birthday he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-29-2005, 06:22 AM
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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-30-2005, 06:40 PM
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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 08-01-2005, 06:55 AM
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