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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 08-03-2005, 11:06 AM Thread Starter
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A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted
a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports like car so she could zip
through traffic around town. He would have settled on any beat up old
truck, but everything she seemed to like was out of their price range.
"Look" she said, I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or
less. And my birthday is coming up.You could surprise me.

For her birthday he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

-Mopar

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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 08-03-2005, 12:05 PM
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Because our normal CLSB archiver isn't here, I shall take his place:


https://www.chicagolandsportbikes.com...ad.php?t=31201



Never a bad time to climb... unless the weather is really horrible, and then you climb inside!

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Because our normal CLSB archiver isn't here, I shall take his place:


https://www.chicagolandsportbikes.com...ad.php?t=31201


DAMMIT...

i should just run all my ideas pasy BWA before i post things.

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