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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 08-03-2005, 06:29 PM Thread Starter
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These 3 guys...

So these three guys die and go up to heaven. St. Peter is there to greet them. He says they can live in heaven as long as they don't step on any ducks. The three guys agree and walk through the gates to find themselves almost completly surrounded by ducks. The first guy steps on a duck only hours after going into heaven. St. Peter walks up to him and handcuffs him to the ugliest woman he had ever seen for the rest of eternity.
The second guy goes a few days before stepping on a duck. He too is handcuffed to the ugliest women he had ever seen for the rest of eternity.
The third guy had been in heaven for a few months. He had been doing everything he could to not step on a duck. St. Peter walks up to him and handcuffs him to the most beautiful women he had ever seen. He asked the lady what he did to deserve it. They lady replies, I don't know about you but I stepped on a duck.

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