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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 08-04-2005, 11:18 AM Thread Starter
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Vasectomies

Two men are in the doctor's office waiting to get vasectomies. A nurse comes in and asks the men to strip and put on their medical gowns while they wait for the doctor. A few minutes later she comes back, reaches under one man's gown and begins to masturbate him. Shocked he says, "My God, what are you doing?"To which she replies, "We have to vacate the sperm from your system to have a clean procedure." Not wanting to cause a problem,the man relaxes and enjoys it as she completes her task. The second man watches all of this and by the time the nurse turns to him, he is quite ready for his turn.
To his surprise, she drops to her knees, and gives him a blow job. The first man says, "Hey, what is this? Why is it that I get a hand job and he gets a blow job?"

The nurse says, "That, my dear sir, is the difference between Medicare and private insurance."
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My nurse asked me to poke her in the poop chute.
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The benefit package must have been different when I had mine done.

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My nurse asked me to poke her in the poop chute.
mine asked me to blow it across her face.

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My nurse asked me to poke her in the poop chute.
Mine commented about her transgender co-worker convincing people to go "around back".
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Mine commented about her transgender co-worker convincing people to go "around back".
I set myself up for this abuse didn't I?
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