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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 08-09-2005, 01:56 PM Thread Starter
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A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, "I must have you right now! I'll drop $500 on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can have my way with you from behind!"
The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition. Her girlfriend said "When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."

An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What happened?" the girlfriend asked.

The lady said "That jerk had $500 in quarters!"

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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 08-09-2005, 02:00 PM
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That f'k rocks

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post #7 of 10 (permalink) Old 08-09-2005, 02:33 PM
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I like that one!
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post #9 of 10 (permalink) Old 08-09-2005, 02:48 PM
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post #10 of 10 (permalink) Old 08-09-2005, 03:01 PM
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though i can't picture the guy tryin to chase her from behind whiles she's runnin after all the quarters
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