Never Lie! - Chicagoland Sportbikes
Chicagoland Sportbikes
 
The Funny Papers got some funny stuff? Make us laugh.

 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 08-12-2005, 02:05 PM Thread Starter
Seriously?
 
Hunny's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Barrington
Posts: 7,013
Location: Barrington
Sportbike: 06 Gsx-R 600
Years Riding: 4 years
How you found us: Your Mom!
           
Send a message via AIM to Hunny Send a message via Yahoo to Hunny
Never Lie!

There was a guy sunbathing in the nude on the beach. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading.

The girl came up to him and asked, "what do you have under the newspaper?"

Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird." The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in the hospital in tremendous pain. The police asked him what happened. The guy says, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me a question, I guess I dozed off and the next thing I know is I'm here." The police went to the beach, found the little girl, and asked her "What did you do to that naked fellow?"

After a pause, the girl replied, "To him?

Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spit on me. So, I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire!"

Bikes can be replaced...people can't...ride safe!!
http://public.fotki.com/kemeiz/
Sex is like math... you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply!
<---- Kristin
UR MOM RACING
Hunny is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 08-12-2005, 02:14 PM
Listen to Motley Crue
 
norton's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Illinois 60050
Posts: 2,339
Location: Illinois 60050
Sportbike: POSER
Years Riding: 3 Years
How you found us: Shadrach
           
norton is offline  
post #3 of 10 (permalink) Old 08-12-2005, 02:15 PM
Enjoying Life!!
 
CHeYeNNe's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Cruising Around Enjoying Life!!
Posts: 17,774
Location: Cruising Around Enjoying Life!!
Sportbike: 09 Night Rod Black Denim
Years Riding: Not Long Enuff!!!!
How you found us: Friends
           


I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later!!
CHeYeNNe is offline  
post #4 of 10 (permalink) Old 08-12-2005, 02:19 PM
She Calls me Google...
 
SageCBR600's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Naperville, IL
Posts: 376
Location: Naperville, IL
Sportbike: Suzuki M50 Limited
Years Riding: 7
How you found us: met a few members
 
Send a message via AIM to SageCBR600
SageCBR600 is offline  
post #5 of 10 (permalink) Old 08-12-2005, 03:21 PM
pfft.
 
ill_ag's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Houston
Posts: 11,644
Location: Houston
Sportbike: 01 F4i (Well, I HAD one, anyway)
Years Riding: 7
How you found us: I google myself regularly
           
kinda pedophilistic....
ill_ag is offline  
post #6 of 10 (permalink) Old 08-12-2005, 03:58 PM
Human lawn dart
 
rdrash's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Palatine
Posts: 5,746
Location: Palatine
Sportbike: 03 ninja 6r 05 ttr-230 04 klx300r
Years Riding: 12
How you found us: I know all
           
Send a message via AIM to rdrash
that made me kringe

I'm not short. I'm aerodynamically efficient.

Anti Helmet Laws Pro Darwinism
MotoGP 200 mph no roll cage
NESBA # 599
rdrash is offline  
post #7 of 10 (permalink) Old 08-12-2005, 04:05 PM Thread Starter
Seriously?
 
Hunny's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Barrington
Posts: 7,013
Location: Barrington
Sportbike: 06 Gsx-R 600
Years Riding: 4 years
How you found us: Your Mom!
           
Send a message via AIM to Hunny Send a message via Yahoo to Hunny
Well that is why you should never lie then..

Bikes can be replaced...people can't...ride safe!!
http://public.fotki.com/kemeiz/
Sex is like math... you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply!
<---- Kristin
UR MOM RACING
Hunny is offline  
post #8 of 10 (permalink) Old 08-12-2005, 04:11 PM
stuck in 6th gear
 
Ernie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Palatine
Posts: 7,632
Location: Palatine
Sportbike: '99 SV650, GSX-R1K2, CRF230F5, '08 HM-S
Years Riding: not enough lately *(&%# work...
How you found us: LBK back in the day
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by ill_ag
kinda pedophilistic....

A pedophile and a little boy are walking through the some creepy looking woods.
The little boy says "I'm scared".
The pedophile looks down at him and says, "you're scared? I have to walk home alone!"
Ernie is offline  
post #9 of 10 (permalink) Old 08-12-2005, 04:26 PM
Asphalt tastes bad, kids.
 
Honda4Ever's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: New Mexico
Posts: 1,544
Location: New Mexico
Sportbike: Boo-Boo('02 Black/Yellow F4i)
Years Riding: 3
How you found us: My brother is on here.
    
Send a message via Yahoo to Honda4Ever
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ernie
A pedophile and a little boy are walking through the some creepy looking woods.
The little boy says "I'm scared".
The pedophile looks down at him and says, "you're scared? I have to walk home alone!"
Oldie but goody.

And Ernie, That's horrible! Poor kid.

<----Jeff
Honda4Ever is offline  
post #10 of 10 (permalink) Old 08-12-2005, 04:35 PM
Ride or Die! Die to Ride!
 
saQ "C" 1's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Morton Grove
Posts: 1,074
Location: Morton Grove
Sportbike: '09 Speed Triple
Years Riding: Riding since '92 baby!!!
How you found us: A friend told me about you.
           
Send a message via AIM to saQ "C" 1 Send a message via Yahoo to saQ "C" 1
Good one!!!

~~~~~~~~~~~
Chris
'11 VROD MUSCLE
'09 Speed Triple - R.I.P.
'02 R1 - R.I.P.
'05 Star - R.I.P.

XBox Live Gamertag: saQ C 1

chris saquido photography
saQ "C" 1 is offline  
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the Chicagoland Sportbikes forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in










Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode



Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome