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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 08-17-2005, 12:43 PM Thread Starter
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The dildo salesman.

A young man was the counter worker at an adult bookstore.

One day, as it was exceptionally slow, the owner told the guy to watch the shop while he went home to take a nap.

A little while later, a woman enters the store acting kinda nervous, so the man asks if he can help her.

Redfaced she replys "Well, I have just recently been widowed, and I need a dildo to take my late husbands place in the bed, can you help me?"

"why certainly" the man replys, "the wall behind the counter is where we keep all the dildos, just pick one out, and I will sell it to you."

"OK" she says looking at the wall of dildos."I will take that pink one on the first shelf."

She proceeeds to pay the man $20.00 and promptly leaves the store with her new "friend"

About a half hour later, she returns, noticably disappointed, carring the dildo she just bought.

"I am sorry" she says, "but this dildo isnt big enough, my husband was a large man in that area, and this just isnt gonna work, I am gonna need something a bit larger"

"Thats fine" says the man, "but you cant return that one due to hygenic reasons, I am sure you understand. Just pick out another one off of the wall."

"OK" she says looking at the wall of dildos."I will take that big blue one on the middle shelf."

"OK"says the man"you do realize there is a significant price difference, after all this is a top of the line dildo, it costs $50.00"

"Thats fine" says the woman.

She proceeeds to pay the man $50.00 and promptly leaves the store with her new bigger "friend".

About a half hour later, she returns, noticably disappointed, carring the second dildo she bought.

"unfortunately, this one will not satify me either. I will have to get a different one."says the lady.

"thats fine" says the man"you know the drill, just pick one out"

"OK" she says looking at the wall of dildos."How much is that gigantic red one on the top shelf?"

"Oh, that one is $100.00." says the man.

She proceeeds to pay the man $100.00 and promptly leaves the store with her new giant "friend".

Right after she walks out, the owner returns from his nap break and asks the man how business was while he was out.

"Great!" says the man "I sold $70.00 worth of dildos, and I sold my THERMOS for $100.00!"

"When in doubt, use full throttle. It may not improve your situation, but it will end the suspense."
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 08-17-2005, 12:59 PM
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i thought it was going to end with "i sold the fire extinguisher for 100 bucks"



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i thought it was going to end with "i sold the fire extinguisher for 100 bucks"


Ha! Thats even better!

"When in doubt, use full throttle. It may not improve your situation, but it will end the suspense."
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Probably more profit with the Thermos
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