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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 08-26-2005, 03:36 PM Thread Starter
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Last one....getting old...........

This big bad drunk biker with a big H-D tattoo on his arm was at a big rally. He walks up to a dude on a Kawasaki and knocks him over then asks him, "Who makes the best bikes?" ... the Kawasaki dude says, "Harley....sir."

Then he walks up to a guy polishing his Honda, twists his arm and asks, "Who makes the best bikes?"... The Honda guy cries, "Harley of course."

He then staggers up to a rider standing by his Ducati and yells in his face, "Who makes the best bikes?" The Ducati rider flips the drunk biker then kicks him in the gut. After that he knocks his teeth out.

The drunk biker gradually gets to his knees and says to the Ducati rider, "Gees, you don't have to get so ticked off just because you don't know the answer!"

"When in doubt, use full throttle. It may not improve your situation, but it will end the suspense."
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 08-26-2005, 03:47 PM
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You have lot time on hand man......

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You have lot time on hand man......


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You have lot time on hand man......
Yes i do...... Time to go look for some good porn...........

"When in doubt, use full throttle. It may not improve your situation, but it will end the suspense."
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 08-26-2005, 03:55 PM
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i thought about making some sort of statement like "hell yeah, us duc riders are the baddest motherfuckers out ther!". but we all know that aint true.

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i thought about making some sort of statement like "hell yeah, us duc riders are the baddest motherfuckers out ther!". but we all know that aint true.
Go with your Honda, that'll do it for ya.

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