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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 08-26-2005, 04:26 PM Thread Starter
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Im so bored....heres a corny one.....

A Harley rider is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you."

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the woman invites him to the theater followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap...and stay for breakfast the next morning.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything had been incredible!

"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every biker you meet?"

"No ,"she replies....... "You just happened to catch my eye."

"When in doubt, use full throttle. It may not improve your situation, but it will end the suspense."
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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 08-26-2005, 04:28 PM
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yeah thats corny



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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 08-27-2005, 08:05 PM
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Corny and just pitiful.

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