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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 08-29-2005, 09:19 AM Thread Starter
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The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends
over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up
and reveals her lack of underwear."Good God, woman! Why
aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband
demanded."Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money
to afford any."The Englishman immediately reaches into his
pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's 20. Go
and buy yourself some underwear.
"Next, the Irishman's wife
bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows
up to show that she is wearing no undies."Blessed Virgin
Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"She replies, "I
can't afford any on the money you give me."He reaches into
his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's 10.
Go and buy yourself some underwear!

"Lastly, the Scotsman's
wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head
to reveal that she, too, is naked under it."Sweet mudder of
Jesus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?"She too
explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta
affarrd any."The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and
says, "Well, fer the love 'o Jasus, 'n the sake of decency,
here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit

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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 08-29-2005, 12:05 PM
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