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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 08-30-2005, 01:20 PM Thread Starter
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World's Shortest and Best Fairy Tale

Sorry, if this is a repost:

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said,
"NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and
played golf a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted.

THE END

-- Matthew --

"I'm just a simple man trying to make his way in the Universe" - Jango Fett
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bahahahahahahahhahahahhaha!!!!!

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Is this based on a true story?? Oh I dont know, You?
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Here's another

Once upon a time there was a guy named Matthew, he had a small pee-pee, and got no poontang. THE END

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Quote:
Originally Posted by MrBusa
Sorry, if this is a repost:

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said,
"NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and
played golf a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted.

THE END
and hit all the skanks he wanted
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Nice one.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GixxerChicKJ
Here's another

Once upon a time there was a guy named Matthew, he had a small pee-pee, and got no poontang. THE END
thats why my name is not Matthew

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Quote:
Originally Posted by GixxerChicKJ
Here's another

Once upon a time there was a guy named Matthew, he had a small pee-pee, and got no poontang. THE END
Poot Matthew, if he had mad skillz he wouldn't have a problem.

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