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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 08-31-2005, 01:17 PM Thread Starter
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Poor doggy..........

My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian.
He found the problem was hair in it's ears and cleaned both ears and the dog could
hear fine. The vet told the lady if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she should
go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub in it's ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. At the register the
druggist tells her "If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a
few days." The lady says "I'm not using it under my arms."

The druggist says "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days."
The lady says "I'm not using it on my legs either, and if you must know I'm using it on my schnauzer."

The druggist says "Stay off your bicycle for a week."

"When in doubt, use full throttle. It may not improve your situation, but it will end the suspense."
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 09-01-2005, 08:41 PM
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well i got my knee down BUT, i need a new side panel
 
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