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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 09-09-2005, 09:50 AM Thread Starter
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Dog Named Mypenis

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Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was Mypenis?
- Mypenis ate my homework.
- Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis.
- I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash.
- Mypenis doesn't come when I call it.
- Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.
- I love giving Mypenis a bath.
- At night, I sleep with Mypenis in my hands.
- Mypenis likes it when people pet him.
- Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds!
- Playing with Mypenis really wears me out.
- Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis?
- Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already active.
- I think Mypenis has a mind of its own.
- I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet.
- Whenever I get lost, Mypenis points me in the right direction.
- I think Mypenis is getting old because he won't get excited anymore. He just plays dead.
- Mypenis got out last night. I think he's sleeping with the lady next door.
- Mypenis loves to chase pussies in dark alleys.
- Help! I can't find Mypenis!
- Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but I was looking for Mypenis.
- Mypenis gets excited whenever the mailman comes.

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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 09-09-2005, 10:13 AM
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now that was just plain silly
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If I get a dog Im gonna name him STAIN.

When I call him I will yell.....Come stain!

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pfft.
 
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i think that was one of the first forwards I ever got through e-mail...in 1995.
still funny, though. I haven't seen it in ages!
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All of us at Max Madsen Mitsubishi got a kick out of that. Thanks!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by clearwaterms
dog named mypenis
Good for you....my wife named mine........The Rougue Warrior!

"When in doubt, use full throttle. It may not improve your situation, but it will end the suspense."
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