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Who's from Minnesota??

Two Minnesotans walk into a pet shop near Brainerd.
They head to the
bird section and Sven says to Ole, "Dat's dem."

The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
"Yah sure, ve'll
take
four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere."
says Sven. The
owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Ole and Sven
pay for the birds,
leave the shop and get into Sven's pick-up and drive
to the top of some
big cliffs near Brainerd Lake.

At the cliffs, Sven looks down at the 1000 foot drop
and says, "Dis
looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of
the bag, puts
them
on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Ole watches
as Sven falls all
the way to the bottom, killing himself dead. Looking
down at the
remains of his best pal, Ole shakes his head and
says: "By yumpin'
yiminy, dis budgie jumping is toodangerous for me."

VAIT!!! Dere's MORE!

Moments later Knute arrives up at the cliffs. He's
been to the pet
shop,too, and walks up to the edge of the cliff
carrying another paper
bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other.

"Hey, Ole. Vatch dis." Knute says. He takes a parrot
from the bag and
throws himself over the edge of the cliff. Ole watches
as half way
down,
Knute takes the gun and shoots the parrot.Knute
continues to plummet
down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks
every bone in his
body. Ole shakes his head and says, "And I'm never
trying dat
parrotshooting either."

BUT VAIT!!! Dere's MORE, you betcha!!

Ole is just getting over the shock of losing two
friends when Larrs
appears.He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying
a paper bag,
out
of which he pulls a chicken. Larson grasps the chicken
by the legs,
holds it over his head, and hurls himself off the
cliff and disappears
down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his
spine.

Once more Ole shakes his head...."First der was Sven
with his budgie
jumping, den Knute parrotshooting. . . and now Larson hengliding....."

Mike

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Anyone else smell cheese? I'll admit I did laugh a bit.

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