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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 09-16-2005, 11:45 AM Thread Starter
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unexpected letter!

A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to
thaw out from winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they
spent their honeymoon 20 years before.

Because both had jobs, they found it difficult to coordinate their
travel schedules, so it was decided that the husband would fly to
Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day.

Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. In his
room there was a computer, so he decided to send his wife an e-mail back
in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her
address, and sent the e-mail, without realizing his error.

In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral.
The dearly departed had been a minister who was called home to glory
following a heart attack. The widow checked her e-mail, expecting
messages from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first message, she
fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and
saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife

Subject: I've Arrived

You're probably surprised to hear from me. They have computers
here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones.
I've just arrived and checked in. I see that everything has been
prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing
you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P. S. Sure is hot down here!

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