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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 09-20-2005, 11:01 AM Thread Starter
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Someone stole my bike..........

Look at what forum youre in.............

This Biker was riding on this hot sunny day. He wanted to drink a cold
beer and wanted to find a Bar where other bikers go to drink beer.

As he pulled in this little town he noticed some choppers and some bikers at this little bar. So he pulls in and goes in the bar to have a beer.

He noticed a lot of bikers wearing patches and some wearing their colors. Some of these guys really looked bad. As he went in the Bar he decided he better take his gun.

He parked his bike right in by the front door. Some of the bikers in there decided to mess with him a little bit. He decided he better let them know he was tuff too.

He ordered himself a beer and decided to walk out side to check on his bike. WOW, IT WAS GONE, NOT THERE.

He walks back inside and pulls his gun, fires one shot in the wooden post in there. He got everyones attention.

He goes 'HEY LOOK HERE, MY DAM BIKE IS MISSING OUTSIDE and WHEN I FINISH MY BEER AND GO BACK OUTSIDE IT BETTER BE THERE RIGHT WHERE I LEFT IT or I DONT WANT TO HAVE TO DO WHAT I DID AT THE LAST BAR WHERE I WAS.

So he sits down and the bikers got real quiet. The Bar Tender goes over to him and says what did you do at the last bar about your bike? the guy goes, I'll tell you when I check on my bike and it better be back right where I left it.

So he finishes his beer and walks outside to check on his bike. WOW, IT WAS BACK and RIGHT WHERE HE PARKED IT. He walks back into the Bar and says, I'll be leaving now. You guys have a good day.

Bartender goes: HEY WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT DID YOU DO AT THE LAST BAR WHEN YOUR BIKE WAS MISSING?

Guy goes, 'I HAD TO CALL A TAXI'.

"When in doubt, use full throttle. It may not improve your situation, but it will end the suspense."
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 09-20-2005, 11:13 AM
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Ok, I needed that. Not a ROFL type of joke.. but funny none the less.

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Good one. I can animate that when I tell it to someone and really blow it up.

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Kegger you are making it real hard to take you seriously.

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sold the track bike
too slow to ride

"Repairs end December 31. 2011."

OK, it was a tough day.....back open again!!!
Bring me your broken down machines.

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