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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 09-22-2005, 10:18 AM Thread Starter
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Tidbits.............

What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman?
-You can drop her off anywhere.

What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with?
-Whatever she wants. He's sleeping.

Where does virgin wool come from?
-Ugly sheep.

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist colony?
-It isn't hard.

How can you make your wife scream while making love?
-Call her and tell her where you are.

What does the bride of a Polish man get that's long and hard on her
wedding night?
-His last name.

What's the down side to a threesome?
-You'll likely disappoint two women instead of just one.

How do you know you're really ugly?
-Dogs close their eyes when they're humping your leg

Why are hurricanes named after women?
-Because they arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and car


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post #2 of 13 (permalink) Old 09-22-2005, 11:01 AM
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+1 on the homeless women joke. I'd like to find me one of them...very convenient!

Here's my contribution:

Good News/ Bad news about your new wife:
Good News: She can make you feel all tingly and strange.

Bad News: She does this by overcooking your dinner.
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You want a homeless chick. There's one on Nagle and Milwaukee. About 35ish.. blonde.. looks almost like a yuppie down on her luck.
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OMG, you found my EX! Thanks! i had forgotten where I left her!
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You want a homeless chick. There's one on Nagle and Milwaukee. About 35ish.. blonde.. looks almost like a yuppie down on her luck.
DIBS!!!





j/k

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DIBS!!!





j/k
did you watch "my name is earl"?
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did you watch "my name is earl"?
no, why? I wanted to, looks good.

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did you watch "my name is earl"?
Oh Yeah!!!
Great show!

The Rob Base thing was funny as hell.

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You want a homeless chick. There's one on Nagle and Milwaukee. About 35ish.. blonde.. looks almost like a yuppie down on her luck.
oh yeah....gotta love it....no teeth to get in the way of...........

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no, why? I wanted to, looks good.
It was pretty damn funny. If they reaire the first episode... check it out. You'll know why I asked about the "dibs" thing.
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Oh Yeah!!!
Great show!

The Rob Base thing was funny as hell.
no doubt! That was some funny shit.

how about..

"Ain't no use running, fool! I know where your momma parks your house!"
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