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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 09-28-2005, 06:04 PM Thread Starter
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Here are some more man code rules to live by that I found in the paper today.

It's a medical fact that if you ask for directions before driving around for LESS THAN 30mins., your balls will shrivel & fall off.

It's also a medical fact that going to too many chick flicks has a negative effect on your testosterone level. And movies with subtitles can cause your breasts to seriously swell.

Before dating a buddy's ex, you must ask for permission and he, in return, is required to grant it.

Real men don't eat tofu. Real men also don't eat quiche.

Size only matters when it comes to TVs and engines. Unless you have an exceptionally large penis.

Two men must NEVER go out for brunch by themselves.

If you go clothes shopping with a friend, YOU'RE GAY!!!

It's not gay to have a pedicure if your wife or girlfriend pays for it. But if you have a facial then you're pushing it.

If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you had better be referring to his beer.

ONLY short of a heart attack or bleeding to death, NO MAN shall ride on the back of another mans motorcycle.

Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

Two buddies cannot share popcorn, no matter how large the tub is. The danger of hands touching is real and should not be minimized.

It's permissible to consume a fruity chick drink ONLY when you're sunning on a tropical beach.....and it's delivered by a topless supermodel.....and it's free!!

Just thought I would share.

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someone is little homophobic
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What are you talking about??? I have no problem with a little girl on girl action.

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What are you talking about??? I have no problem with a little girl on girl action.

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Nice line i gotta use that one!!

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I couldn't stop laughing when I read that line and I was in a meeting here... couldnt say what I was laughing out loud about.

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Don't forget that if you and your buddies go to a movie you have to sit with a seat in between each guy. Knees can't touch.

Never a bad time to climb... unless the weather is really horrible, and then you climb inside!

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