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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 09-29-2005, 08:33 PM Thread Starter
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Rumsfeld breaks shocking news to Bush

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying, "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH, NO!" the president exclaims. "That's terrible!"

Stunned at his display of emotion, his staff nervously watches as the president sits, head in hands.

Finally, the president looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 09-29-2005, 09:45 PM
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"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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