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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 09-30-2005, 05:11 PM Thread Starter
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Got this e-mail from one of my [married] girlfriends yesterday. One of the funniest things I have ever seen

"Tim and I got a good laugh out of this. He's mortified that I am admitting to shopping for a toy (what a shocker, right?), but I couldn't resist including his astute observation of how sexy it must be for your man to come at you with a dick on his chin..."

http://www.xandria.com/sex-toys/dild...or-id-754.html

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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 09-30-2005, 05:19 PM
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dont forget some of this!!!


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dont forget some of this!!!
you are one step ahead. i don't think the intent was for the ass.
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you are one step ahead. i don't think the intent was for the ass.
vcook is rounding home and heading for 5th base!!!

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Got this e-mail from one of my [married] girlfriends yesterday. One of the funniest things I have ever seen

"Tim and I got a good laugh out of this. He's mortified that I am admitting to shopping for a toy (what a shocker, right?), but I couldn't resist including his astute observation of how sexy it must be for your man to come at you with a dick on his chin..."

http://www.xandria.com/sex-toys/dild...or-id-754.html


I'm sure your friend is loving the fact that you are posting her shopping habits On a message board




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post #8 of 9 (permalink) Old 09-30-2005, 06:31 PM Thread Starter
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I'm sure your friend is loving the fact that you are posting her shopping habits On a message board
it's good for me to know that I am not the dirtiest person I know.
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it's good for me to know that I am not the dirtiest person I know.
whoa whoa whoa, lets not get crazy here

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