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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 11-11-2002, 10:23 AM Thread Starter
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God and Eve Funny

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God...

"Lord, I have a problem."

"What's the problem, Eve?"

"I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."

"And why is that Eve?"

"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for

you."

"Man? What is that Lord?"

"A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he is aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he will also need your advice to think properly."

"Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch Lord?"

"Well.....you can have him on one condition."

"And what's that Lord?"

"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring...so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret.

You know, woman to woman."

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blasphemy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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blasphemy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats what I am sayin, but I emailed all of Kims jokes around the office and the ladies wanted to add this one to the list.

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