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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 10-05-2005, 12:42 AM Thread Starter
pfft.
 
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You're the father....

A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave at him and say's hello.

He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he says "do you know me?", to which she replies "I think your the father of one of my kids."

Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my ass with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt?"

She said "No, I'm your sonís math teacher."
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hahaha

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It's on the left.
 
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post #6 of 12 (permalink) Old 10-06-2005, 03:18 PM
Seriously?
 
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Lol that's a good one!

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post #7 of 12 (permalink) Old 10-06-2005, 03:23 PM
yo quiero su taco
 
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that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my ass with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt
aaaahhh, that brings back some memories...

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Something must be fishy...I am going to go poke around in the back end..
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Asphalt tastes bad, kids.
 
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Whoops!

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Ah yeah!

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post #10 of 12 (permalink) Old 10-07-2005, 12:57 PM
I'd rather be railing :)
 
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Wow, nice one You guys sure do post jokes with quality punch lines

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Lol
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post #12 of 12 (permalink) Old 10-07-2005, 12:59 PM Thread Starter
pfft.
 
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lol. one of my dad's friends e-mailed me that joke. how weird/creepy is that?!?
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