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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 10-05-2005, 11:06 PM Thread Starter
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Green Bay Packer Jokes..

Okay, I spent 5 years in Milwaukee during the Glory years and still consider myself a fan (even though they are sucking this year). Then again, these are funny..

APPLETON (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Appleton, Wis. courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Green Bay Packers, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

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NFL Cuts One Team...

The NFL announced today that for financial reasons, they had to eliminate one team from the league.

So they've decided to combine the Green Bay Packers and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and form one team,
causing many layoffs, but saving millions of dollars in costs.

They will be known as the TAMPACKS.



Unfortunately, they're only good for one period and they have no second string.....

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