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post #1 of 18 (permalink) Old 10-05-2005, 11:12 PM Thread Starter
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post #2 of 18 (permalink) Old 10-06-2005, 01:01 AM
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post #3 of 18 (permalink) Old 10-06-2005, 10:32 AM
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yup.. totally knew a girl like that... she eventually did get a date.. and married him 2 months later

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It's on the left.
 
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yup.. totally knew a girl like that... she eventually did get a date.. and married him 2 months later
Holy Crap!!!

Was their second date in Vegas?

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Holy Crap!!!

Was their second date in Vegas?
actaully.... no.. they just got married at the courthouse, only people there were his and her parents..

about 2 weeks after the wedding she was pregnat, god help me if i marry a woman like that.. i give you all permission to punch me in the sack and take my bike away.

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It's on the left.
 
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about 2 weeks after the wedding she was pregnat, .

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yup... O and then the other best part.. soon as she had the kid, she quit her job and just lives off of him.

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yup... O and then the other best part.. soon as she had the kid, she quit her job and just lives off of him.

What a dumb ass. Then she is probably going to lay around and do nothing and gain 100lbs eating bon bons.

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yup... O and then the other best part.. soon as she had the kid, she quit her job and just lives off of him.
and they lived happily ever after

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What a dumb ass. Then she is probably going to lay around and do nothing and gain 100lbs eating bon bons.
prolly.. it was funny too cause i had known her like a year before she even met this guy.. and after there first date shes like "i don't really like him, prolly will not go out with him again" then a month later they are engauged

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prolly.. it was funny too cause i had known her like a year before she even met this guy.. and after there first date shes like "i don't really like him, prolly will not go out with him again" then a month later they are engauged
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i give you all permission to punch me in the sack and take my bike away.
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i bet the whole board would be waiting in line..

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i bet the whole board would be waiting in line..
You think there will be a neat orderly line? There will be a mob with baseball bats, swinging away, there will be no stinking line

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