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How not to get the Flu

>> How To Avoid The Flu
>> Eat right!
>> Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.
>> Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
>> Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune
>> system.
>> Walk for at least an hour a day,
>> go for a swim,
>> take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.
>> Wash your hands often.
>> If you can't wash them,
>> keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.
>> Get lots of fresh air.
>> Open doors & windows whenever possible.
>> Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.
>> Get plenty of rest.
>> OR
>> Take the doctor's approach. Think about it... When you go for a
>> shot, what do they do first?
>> They Clean your arm with alcohol... Why?
>> Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS. So.......
>> I walk to the liquor store. (exercise) I put lime in my
>> Corona...(fruit) Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies) Drink
>> outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air) Tell jokes,
>> laugh....(eliminate stress) Then pass out. (rest) The way I see
>> it...
>> If you keep your alcohol levels up, flu germs can't get you!
>> My grandmother always said, "A shot in the glass
>> is better than one in the ass


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you know I have had this theory...

if you have stomach problems, drink alcohol, because it kills germs. You drink it kills the germs, you feel better tomorrow. and just remember this, when your sick you can't drink to much, your body just rejects the excess, so if you are puking, you know your body has had enough, but I firmly suggest that people drink until they start puking, just to ensure your body takes in enough

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