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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 10-28-2005, 11:29 AM Thread Starter
pfft.
 
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A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked him.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," the child answered innocently.
"You did WHAT?!" the teacher exclaimed.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Psssst!' and it didn't move."
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A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake.
The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your twinkie."
She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs, too."
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An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asks him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?!"
The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!'"
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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 10-28-2005, 12:22 PM

 
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I like those.

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sold the track bike
too slow to ride

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Arch, this Bud is for you..
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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 10-28-2005, 12:44 PM
Old bikes RULE! RIDE ONE!
 
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Go Dylan!

"For John came neither eating nor drinking, and they say, 'He has a demon.' The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and they say, 'Here is a glutton and a drunkard..."

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