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Why men and women have 2 hands

why women have 2 hands


why men have 2 hands


EDIT cause its kiddie porn

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post #2 of 29 (permalink) Old 11-07-2005, 10:36 AM
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Come on....someone has to have mad photochop skills, get Ken head on the baby boy, instead of the remote a 1911A, the other hand is in the right place

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Hmm... seems I am the one on the phone and spending the money...

wonder what that means?

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freaking newbies, man there slow, ha ha ha
 
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Ummm ... can you say kiddie porn? I hear the FBI knocking down my door to check my cookies!
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Now put that up 4 sale vs. the Ruger and you will get some action.

There is nothing firm, nothing balanced, nothing durable in all the universe. Nothing remains in its original state, each day, each hour, each moment, there is change. Change is the essence of life. Embrace change as you do life. To fight change is to live in the past.
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i wouldnt sell it, its saved my ass a few times.

and its a tack driver.



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LOL, funny stuff.

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There is nothing firm, nothing balanced, nothing durable in all the universe. Nothing remains in its original state, each day, each hour, each moment, there is change. Change is the essence of life. Embrace change as you do life. To fight change is to live in the past.
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ofcourse you do, as a matter of fact just took the casull off the market, dont know what i was thinking



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Come on....someone has to have mad photochop skills, get Ken head on the baby boy, instead of the remote a 1911A, the other hand is in the right place
dammit dammit dammit I'm stucki here in Canada with no Photosphop on my laptop and just some beer.

uymmm....on second thoguht, fuck phtosohop. I got hops wand wheat and barley and shit

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Old bikes RULE! RIDE ONE!
 
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Who made the grips?

"For John came neither eating nor drinking, and they say, 'He has a demon.' The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and they say, 'Here is a glutton and a drunkard..."

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cant tell yeah its a secret, not to mention i did custom milling to them, i have YET to find the lenth screws i need but i havent looked all that hard, i forgot the name of a screw company around here somewhere that they will have them since they have anything or will custom make anything you need.


its mainly show though, and not super fuctional.

but great for a pimp peice.



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here is a close up.



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what is the name of the light on that thing? streamlight? which one?

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M6 -light, and laser.



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Come on....someone has to have mad photochop skills, get Ken head on the baby boy, instead of the remote a 1911A, the other hand is in the right place
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"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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dammit dammit dammit I'm stucki here in Canada with no Photosphop on my laptop and just some beer.

uymmm....on second thoguht, fuck phtosohop. I got hops wand wheat and barley and shit
What part of Canada Jeff?

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In North York area just outside downtown Toronto.

Back to sober and heading into the office right now....

There's some hotties up here too

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Kiddie Porn? You have to be shitting me. I was just about to send it to someone.

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Yeah got neg rep points for Kiddie porn
give me your e-mail address and ill send it to you

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Kiddie Porn? You have to be shitting me. I was just about to send it to someone.
Umm yeah ... if it is not, I do not know what is. It is a minor, and there is nudity. Whoever owns the site, could get into trouble for hosting the picture.
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While we're on the subject, check out this baby picture of me when I was just a little kid.
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"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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well i got my knee down BUT, i need a new side panel
 
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Ummm ... can you say kiddie porn? I hear the FBI knocking down my door to check my cookies!
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