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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 11-09-2005, 02:10 AM Thread Starter
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At some point I'll try to post things that I just sit and think about and/or heard. Here's the first of hopefully a series. Feel free to join in.

At what age do you tell a highway, it was adopted?

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post #2 of 13 (permalink) Old 11-09-2005, 11:46 AM
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post #3 of 13 (permalink) Old 11-09-2005, 12:19 PM
Old bikes RULE! RIDE ONE!
 
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At some point I'll try to post things that I just sit and think about and/or heard. Here's the first of hopefully a series. Feel free to join in.

At what age do you tell a highway, it was adopted?


Let it find out from the kids at school, like everone else!

"For John came neither eating nor drinking, and they say, 'He has a demon.' The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and they say, 'Here is a glutton and a drunkard..."

The first turn is the worst turn, between the left ear and the right one.
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It's on the left.
 
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post #6 of 13 (permalink) Old 11-09-2005, 01:54 PM
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post #7 of 13 (permalink) Old 11-09-2005, 01:57 PM
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Why are there 5 rows of handicap parking at Six Flags Great America? On an empty or full day, you have to walk a half a mile to get to the park. There will never be that many handicap people there at one time.

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Why is the footall team in Cleveland called the Browns? If they're boys, shouldn't they be called Cub Scouts?

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Why make weed illegal, and legalize alcohol?

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Why is cernal spelled "colonel"?

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post #11 of 13 (permalink) Old 11-09-2005, 03:45 PM
I break everything!
 
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If a word has a silent letter in it, why is the letter even there?

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post #12 of 13 (permalink) Old 11-09-2005, 03:46 PM
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Who made soft soap and why?
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